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The new Twitter handle @AmbodeObsarver known as Lagos Class Captain sprang up out of nowhere on the 14th Feb this year and this pelzin has been crippling us with laughter with his excellent and witty observations of Lagos life.
@AmbodeObsarver is the ONLY Twitter handle that we get notifications of on the Viva Mobile – if he’s tweetin’ then we readin’.
We’ve been selfish enough though, so we’ve finally decided to share him with the rest of you. Oga @AmbodeObsarver, sha remember that we loved you first before all your new fans start pouring in and famzing anyhow.
And this is how it started:
#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Now Following you Sir, Don't follow back sir. Dont les loud it. Tains
— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 16, 2016
And almost immediately, the mayhem began…
#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Sir I obsarve that Lagos police prefar to use Keke instead of the new car you buy for dem pic.twitter.com/2XuBZKlA7D
— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 15, 2016
#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Sir, we have obsarve that Okada men are carrying more okadas Dan passengers nowadays sir. pic.twitter.com/LETMcR6uYG
— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 15, 2016
#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Sir, one of your citizens wore pencil jeans and knelt down on the main road in ojuelegba. pic.twitter.com/y0D5mi4E1K
— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 15, 2016
#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Sir, I obsarve dis yung man as removd ur Teslim Balogun stadium and put ontopof his head. pic.twitter.com/4raS9DiXdF
— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 15, 2016
#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Sir how can someone balance ball on top head like face cap, pls kindly look into this sir pic.twitter.com/Rnk9CS6bQ1
— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 15, 2016
Like face cap though!!! 😆
#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Sir, it appyas we need to make a propa runway for our gehs coming in from Edo sir pic.twitter.com/0K3SAC6CEq
— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 16, 2016
#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode dis Oshogbo weed is getin outof hand sir, dis gentuman is bafin in ur garden. On mainroad pic.twitter.com/Iro3KtyqvT
— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 16, 2016
The next one below was just this last week when the following people did not allow somebody to hear word on social media. And as a good class captain…
#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Sir, Names of noise makers this Morin sir:@PeterPsquare @judeengees @lindaikeji (x4)@benmurraybruce (x7)
— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 17, 2016
#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Sir, 2-Fighting sir. But Instead of ur officer to epp, he's doing clarans peters sir. pic.twitter.com/vqMf48u5MY
— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 17, 2016
Afi Clarans Peters na!!!
#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode è-Sir I just want to confam. Are students allowed 2be doin telemundo on d lekki espress? pic.twitter.com/2jHXii9oUO
— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 18, 2016
I’ve died.
#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Sir, We obsarve you doin nez Level tinz wit dis new eromplane. More blezzin sir. 🙌 pic.twitter.com/Zp8aGUrM1y
— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 18, 2016
#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Sir, I have one small queshán.
Isit Michael Jaskin e want to draw sir? or Korede Bello. pic.twitter.com/Iv9lsP49IF— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 19, 2016
Wallahi weré ni boy @AmbodeObsarver yi sha!! He said it’s a pisho of Obesere! 😆 😆
#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Sir, I obsarve dis 4to of my numba 1 musik hartist
Obesere of Lyv! Ómò rakpala tó sure! 🙌 pic.twitter.com/2ZLHN7od1U— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 20, 2016
#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Sir, Taya dat I'm fining upandan, das wat dis one use to do Ìró and Buba. + gele untop! pic.twitter.com/hOADXqZru0
— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 22, 2016
#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode é-Sir, Pls talk to ur boys.. It appyas they're watching too much acshun feem sir. pic.twitter.com/Bxu0y20qUl
— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) February 21, 2016
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Beta pant!
As in…I cry real tears when I read his/her tweets!
Queshan and Michael Jaskin got me real bad! Are you sure this is not Falz? Lol
1st time I saw that kweshun, I rolled on the floor wiv lafta….
O ti hilarious ju.
A royal pant!
Babanla egbe😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love the pant tho
i no even get the gist at all……..i must be behind time……or them