Oscars 2016 was about so much – #OscarsSoWhite, Leonardo DiCaprio, Chris Rock and his…jokes, bloody Stacey Dash and her ignorant self, the Whoopi Goldberg/Oprah confusion..it was so hard o remember what the prestigious awards show was actually about.
Thankfully though, we’re here to bring you back on the straight and narrow, to remind you what Oscars 2016 – nay, ANY Oscars – is about…
FROCKS! DRESSES! GLAMOUR! ELEGANCE! DESIGNERS! WHO GOT IT RIGHT? WHO GOT IT OH-SO-WRONG?!
Right??
Okay, so we had to wait for the bigger magazines to get the images (like, seriously…you know we’re a small blog based in the UK, right?!) but we’ve had time to pore through acres of dross to bring you the very best of the dresses of Oscars 2016.
Sigh. Charlize Theron. Everlasting bae. Timelessly beautiful. Effortlessly elegant. Everything.Justin Timberlake – the quintessential gentleman and his gorgeous wife Jessica BielI just love how this dress holds Mandy Kaling together. Small flesh go hungry you when you see this!Naomi Watts ouchea looking like a sexy mermaid. Yum!The forward-facing version of this picture is much less flattering as only the power of prayer as well as strong upper arms is holding this dress up, but Lady Gaga is wearing the heck out of it. And it’s a trouser suit as well. Really lush.I think Lily Collins (daughter to Phil Collins) is wearing the hell out of this dress. The 1920s glamour is perfect for the smaller frame.I’ve loved Marisa Tomei since the days of ‘My Cousin Vinny’ so I don’t think she can put a foot wrong anyway, but this dress is really flattering and age-appropriate tooI like this on Kate Bosworth – simple lines with a little feathery flutter of femininity. I like it.This is all Grecian and drapey and once more really lovely for Amy Adams’ fuller figure (fuller compared to Hollywood anorexia sha)Who says you have to wear a bedsheet if you’re pregnant? Anne Hathaway brought the sparkle and the glamour in this Black numberKai, I love everything about Isla Fisher’s choice. It looks like something I would wear…if I wasn’t actually the size of a house!I think the hairstyle is very nondescript, but Brie Larsen looks bloody beautiful in this blue dressChei, what is this??? Simple, understated chic!! Olivia Munn is killing me with this outfit! #YummmmyYou know what? If I had this frame, I would wear the hell out of this dress! Rachel McAdams gives us dress envy in this number.Purple perfection! Tina Fey looks regal and elegant in this dressJulianne Moore’s hair has always filled me with envy, so she gets a pass whatever she’s wearing, although this dress is okay too sha.Black on the red carpet can be dangerously boring, but Jennifer Garner is ouchea like “I’m here! Now the party can start!” Sumptuous.Kate Winslet on her Titanic, mammy-water steez. Funny she should remember the water on Leonardo DiCaprio’s big nigh. I do like it though; it’s different.Another marine marvellousness – Saoirse Ronan s resplendent in this jade green vision.Cate Blanchett shooting to kill like a gun in flirty blue deliciousness. I am so so here for it!
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