Buhari deserves privacy, Usher herpes, woke like Toke Makinwa, Uni sex tariff – Aproko Hour 11/08/17

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Buhari deserves privacy, Usher herpes, woke like Toke Makinwa, Uni sex tariff - 11-08-2017 - APROKO HOUR

This is a week of goats! All sorts of goats running around mad! Buhari deserves privacy, Usher herpes, woke like Toke Makinwa, Uni sex tariff – Aproko Hour gistings!

 

So far this week, we have the following:

1. PA to Buhari on social media says he deserves privacy – she is a handsome goat.
2. Toke Makinwa thinks guys who call on WhatsApp are cheap and lazy – she is a bleached goat.
3. Herpes ain’t got Usher!!!! He’s finna sue a whooooole bunch of people – Herpes is a diseased goat.
4. Uni student says her money is N20k oooo! – She is a misguided, unashamed goat.

This is not to mention a whole bunch of other news like Diezani, the yam-chopping goat, the Ozubulu massacre by goats who would not let people worship in peace (oh, and bloody misguided social media atheist goats who seem to think that was a good time to make their stupid point), and the goatish behaviour of the University of Nigeria Medical Students Association using more than the prize money to print a N10,000 cheque for best graduating student.

GOATS!!!

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Date: 11th August, 2017
Time: 7-8pm GMT
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