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Tuesday, July 23, 2019
New Year Bullshit

If you need January 1st to attempt to be a better person, then you...

I hate New Year Resolutions. Always have, always will. I can procrastinate with the best of them. When I set my alarm to snooze, I need the clock to be on an even number or...
BRT driver stabbed in oshodi

19-year old stabs BRT driver, steals N13, 500

Thankfully, the fool is being tried for this crime borne out of laziness. A 19-year-old unemployed man, Mathew Obong, who allegedly attacked and stabbed a Bus Rapid Transport driver with a knife at Oshodi was...

That’s how some people will miss heaven because of racism: Facebook lady lost her...

The news is trending on Facebook about a sweet young man who tried to give a lady the ten pound note she dropped and her racist response has led to his lunchtime come-up...as well...
woman-fridge-night-food

A breakfast tradition

This is a long breakfast tradition that has been practised in my house for years. 1. Wake up in the morning (before anyone else) and go straight to the kitchen. 2. Find the sufuria that cooked...
Ukrainian Prime Minister getting bundled out of Parliament Crotch Balls

Ukrainian PM gets crotch-handled in parliament. Now that’s how you fight for your country!

Now, let me say that violence - however hilarious - is never the answer. But then I think that the only time I have ever seen our politicians actually lose their minds is when they...