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Monday, September 16, 2019
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Still dealing with an infestation of yam devourers or a witch-hunt? EFCC Arrests PDP...

I'm staying in the UK and going to my doctor to see if I've got any illnesses coming up because it seems it's only a matter of time before the EFCC come for me...
David Cameron and Donald Trump

UK Govt confirms Home Secretary CAN ban Donald Trump from entry, but no conclusive...

Oi! Donald, please stop being a dick; you're putting Theresa May and David Cameron in a tight spot. When over half a million people find a man so odious that they rise in one voice to...
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Dele Momodu in rofo-rofo fight with Davido over Sophia Momodu’s daughter

Instagram has just about blown up tonight after Dele Momodu, our godfather of amebo, entered the same trousers with Davido and was exchanging Instagram posts with a boy his son's age. When it comes to family...
Cheryl Cole Party - London

How does this even happen?! X-Factor judge Cheryl Fernandez-Versini’s marriage hits bump due to...

There's a saying that goes: a bird and a fish might fall in love, but wherever would they live? This is a similar case as it has been revealed that Cheryl Fernandez-Versini and her husband,...
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mazi abe’s side: “Aso Rock budgets ₦1.7bn for food” – and so therefore??

"ASO ROCK BUDGETS 1.7 BILLION* NAIRA FOR FOOD" So therefore nko ? Look, I just woke up from another Guinness induced sleep, so I don't have time for any ràdà ràdà political speech this morning. So...
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A word of encouragement for those feeling depressed this Christmas ~ Dotun Fadairo

Good morning dear reader :) and happy holidays. I had a thought this morning and I thought to make this short post. It’s the season that’s characterised by a lot of joy and celebration...
GTB-thieves-ATM fee

Common home training, GTBank doesn’t have; charges N100 for card maintenance

Guaranteed Trust Bank knew they wouldn't be getting gifts from Santa this year, so they kuku just helped themselves to an early Christmas present - their customer's money. In the same week when the naira...
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Baddo Blatter benched for bad behaviour basically because na big tiff

Blatter. Dasuki could learn a thing or two from this ninja. I don't watch, support or care about football, but even I know there is something not right in the water when it comes...
Nigerian Contestant Feature

The real travesty in the Miss Universe pageant is the Nigerian contestant who came...

I woke up this morning to a lot of fuss about Steve Harvey. Apparently, he messed up big time by crowning the wrong contestant as the winner. For a full 4 minutes, Miss Colombia...
Bloodstained and wounded El-Zakzaky with Nigerian Army

Ah crap. Iran will soon buss bottle; Buhari is silent; Shi’ites are dead; it’s...

Nigeria - whenever we look at things and determine we don't have enough to worry about, we like to turn the drama up a notch. No Boko Haram bombs in a while? How boring!...