Dylann Roof the Charleston Murderer: I’m turnt over this man’s execution because the Lord ain’t done with me yet

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Dylann Roof BBC

Ooooohhhh Happy Day!!! I am so happy; got little glow worms doing shoki and etighi in my tummy! Okay look, it’s hardly justice: ONE White man pays for killing Black people who were busy minding their business. But by God, I did not even think we would get this! I did not think that those poor people slaughtered in their own Church would ever see this case put to bed in the only logical way. Dylann Roof, this remorseless, twisted, racist bastard strolled into the historic Emanuel AME church in Charleston, South Carolina and slayed nine black church members during a Bible study. They welcomed him with open arms, believing he wanted to worship with them. Instead he repaid them with bullets. And he’s not sorry.

Najee Washington holds a photo of her grandmother Ethel Lance one of the nine people killed in the shooting at Emanuel AME church Photograph David Goldman - AP
Najee Washington holds a photo of her grandmother Ethel Lance, one of the nine people killed in the shooting at Emanuel AME church. Photograph:David Goldman/AP

Oh, he also said “I still feel like I had to do it. Anyone who hates anything in their mind has a good reason for it.”

So yeah, I’m happy. I’m bloody ecstatic if you must know. My only regret is that he will not go afraid for his life like those innocent people. I’m mad that he will get a humane lethal injection for something he did as opposed to people who got blown to smithereens for doing absolutely nothing.

I know the verdict is probably because he was not dressed in blue. I know it is probably because he’s some trailer trash with no trust fund for options; indeed, he represented himself in court. I know the joy is infinitesimal, but I’ll take it anyway.

It would seem the toad made purely of white bread and #FFFFFF said he was not sure “what good it would do” to ask jurors for life in prison instead of execution, so – although he could request an appeal which would take several years anyway – it would seem that he doesn’t care one way or the other.

Dylann Roof is a despicable racist; the very worst type of human. I am pleased with this gift 2017 has brought me. For those of you who have a problem with me celebrating execution:

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4 COMMENTS

  1. I am happy and I felt a tiny guilt at being happy that this young boy has been sentenced to death. I am happy for a completely different reason, I am happy that such a monstrous human will soon be gone and will not have the opportunity to pass such horrible genes on. I am saying a prayer that some do gooder liberal does not poke their nose here with their anti death penalty talk with hopes to commute this sentence.
    I had no doubt that he would get his comeuppance. There is no gray area here. There are no inferences or assumptions to be made here. One person had a gun, one person with no provocation whatsoever, none that can be seen or inferred chose to massacre innocent people in a sacred place because he was uncomfortable or unhappy with the colour of their skin. This did not happen in the course of a pursuit, or some sort of legal mumbo jumbo excuse one can conjure up. He was not a police officer, soldier, 007, Jason Bourne or one of the many secret agents that abound. This was just one dark horrible individual.
    In this time, this place where we are today, for all the progress made he (I refuse to name him) showed us how dark & depraved the human mind can be. While this does not bring back his victims, history makes a note of this day. A price was paid, a victory won albeit a hollow one or better still Pyrrhic victory but one nevertheless

    • Yes, you’re right. I swore that his name would not blight our blog unless it was good news. And this is the best possible news to come out of a sad, tragic situation.

      May the devil take him. Him and all his no-good racist genes.

  2. Yes, you’re right Rachael. I swore that his name would not blight our blog unless it was good news. And this is the best possible news to come out of a sad, tragic situation.
    May the devil take him. Him and all his no-good racist genes.

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