Ooooohhhh Happy Day!!! I am so happy; got little glow worms doing shoki and etighi in my tummy! Okay look, it’s hardly justice: ONE White man pays for killing Black people who were busy minding their business. But by God, I did not even think we would get this! I did not think that those poor people slaughtered in their own Church would ever see this case put to bed in the only logical way. Dylann Roof, this remorseless, twisted, racist bastard strolled into the historic Emanuel AME church in Charleston, South Carolina and slayed nine black church members during a Bible study. They welcomed him with open arms, believing he wanted to worship with them. Instead he repaid them with bullets. And he’s not sorry.
Oh, he also said “I still feel like I had to do it. Anyone who hates anything in their mind has a good reason for it.”
So yeah, I’m happy. I’m bloody ecstatic if you must know. My only regret is that he will not go afraid for his life like those innocent people. I’m mad that he will get a humane lethal injection for something he did as opposed to people who got blown to smithereens for doing absolutely nothing.
I know the verdict is probably because he was not dressed in blue. I know it is probably because he’s some trailer trash with no trust fund for options; indeed, he represented himself in court. I know the joy is infinitesimal, but I’ll take it anyway.
It would seem the toad made purely of white bread and #FFFFFF said he was not sure “what good it would do” to ask jurors for life in prison instead of execution, so – although he could request an appeal which would take several years anyway – it would seem that he doesn’t care one way or the other.
Dylann Roof is a despicable racist; the very worst type of human. I am pleased with this gift 2017 has brought me. For those of you who have a problem with me celebrating execution:
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