Happy mother’s day…but it’s like we’re celebrating women everyday now o!


Aaaaaah aaaaaaaahh!! Happy Mother’s Day again???

Shebi we still celebrated something for them 10 minutes ago? Oginni??

Just yesterday, they told us, Valentine’s Day. We bought perfume, we bought flower!

The following day, they came up with “International Day of Women“. We were banned from Zee Oza Room!

Then, before we could blink, Chimamanda Adichie, the writer, wants to become a penis!

Next day, Medical researcher says we mus-to ejaculate 21 times a month, to avoid Prostrate Cancer! The Women protested, saying izzz too much!

Last week, whilst we were waiting for breakfast, they sent us empty plate with #Womannotcook!

Last night, Tonto Dike did a Tiwa Savage on her hubby; claiming to be the trousers!

And now, this morning, Mòmó Fela is still snoring away. She put a sign on the fridge door reading: “Morning darling, please don’t put too much salt in the eggs o, and remember its 2 sugar in the coffee.”


***When I reincarnate, I am coming back as a woman.


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