Hung parliament but there’s fight in the old dog yet as UK Prime Minister fights for Tories and not UK

Hung Parliament - Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn

Then you ask what my problem is with Theresa May. Even when the people have spoken!!! So, this hag called for a snap election envisaging a landslide victory that would bring her as close to single rule as possible. What actually happened was that the people sat up and said NO! An overwhelming 72% of young people between the ages of 18-25 came out to vote! And since they mostly did not all go to Eton or have cash reserves in tax-exempt countries, I’m guessing they mostly voted against the Tories.

Voting results - Guardian
Voting results as they stood at noon today, 9th June, courtesy – Guardian (

End result of which is that her Sauron-esque master plan backfired. Tremendously. Now we are hearing words like hung parliament instead of strong parliament, and mudslide intead of land slide. All of which has got me out here like:

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In. Your. Face witch! Once again, the UK showed the US their superior reasoning and ability to vote for the greater good. We already messed up with Brexit, we were not about to do it again with a general election – moreso one for a woman we never even voted for in the first place! We asked for the pig-shagger, not this omnishambles of a woman!

But, as with all true dictators, she was not about to let go of power that easily. So, she entered talks with the DUP all night to strike up a partnership deal. This is the democratic Uninists – the people most concerned with pushing for a hard Brexit. The hard Brexit Theresa swore up and down that she was not in favour of. This hatchet-faced liar here. A DUP source has since said: “We want there to be a government. We have worked well with May. The alternative is intolerable. For as long as Corbyn leads Labour, we will ensure there’s a Tory PM.”

Ms May is currently in a meeting with Her Majesty the Queen to confirm that a deal is in place and to seek permission to continue the premiership with the partnership of the DUP. The unmitigated bastards.

The country has spoken and yet the Tories want to drag us with them. Let’s see how this will end. In the meantime, BIG UP ON YOURSELF, UNCLE JEZZA!!! 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿 Jeremy Corbyn defied the odds and helped swing the nation from the depths of certain despair!

And, of course, Jonathan Pie knocks it out the park as always!


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