I can’t believe any well travelled Nigerian will try to make a case for the sacked British Airways stewardess accused of making a racist video.
That is even scratching the surface.
Orisirisi stories abound of how BA staff treats us like dirt, but I can’t be bothered.
Me I no dey enter them plane go Naija again o.
The yèyé glorified house girls wee now be counting how many bottles of wine I have drank. Can you imagine?
Me that I drink like fish, I paid £930 for ticket and you will now be dragging 2 tiny bottles of wine with me!
I heard the sacked girl is 23 years old. It is even an abnormally; most of the stewardesses they second to the Nigeria route are usually 70 year old witches with fangs and makeup that will put Fela Kuti’s dancers to shame.
Aah I trust Virgin Atlantic!
Their short skirts are as short as kilode!
Red wine? What are you talking!
By the time I get to Lagos like this, hmmm, two stewardesses will have to carry me off the plane, one for arms, the other carrying my legs.
And I wee haff their phone numbers in my pocket.
Gimme Virgin anytime.
…. I mean Virgin Atlantic o.
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