The British are not American. We do not insult with clear, precise phrases. We care not for the jugular when we can instead burn like an ulcer and eat you from inside out. The British man will insult you and you’ll think “Hah! Is that all you’ve got?!” And then three days later stand still in the middle of traffic looking like:
So, when you forget who you’re dealing with, the British public will only be too happy to bring you back to earth and QUICK, too.
Michael Gove is one of the Conservative MPs vying for the position that is about to be made vacant by Prime Minister David Cameron, but he’s had a few slip-ups along the way.
Most recently, the ‘Vote Leave’ figurehead posted a tweet to clarify his intentions regarding the UK’s post-Brexit relationship with the EU.
With the Brexit campaign being marred by claims they never had plans in place for what we would actually do if we decided to leave, a lot of people saw this as back-tracking.
Obviously, people were quick to point out that “free trade and friendly cooperation” is exactly what is provided by the EU…
So, some sort of union with Europe? Wonder where we could find one of those?
— Dookie Howser, M.D. (@Dookie3000) July 5, 2016
If only there was some kind of Union across Europe, based on free trade and friendly cooperation eh @Gove2016
— Adam Mark Davis (@AdamMarkDavis) July 5, 2016
Oh I get it! We should join the EU! You realise members get all those things in one convenient package, right?
— Apathocalypse (@Darth_Marenghi) July 5, 2016
maybe you could model it on that EU thing.
— Zack Cahill (@zackcahill) July 5, 2016
Not a parody account.
I repeat: Not a parody account.
— Jason (@NickMotown) July 5, 2016
You're an absolute wankcrumpet pic.twitter.com/RFHA0RxQbq
— M. (@MATTYB00SH) July 5, 2016
You gigantic plumb; we had that. You fucked it up. You. Personally. With your mates. For what? Cant you do something else in life?
— Matt Wilcox (@MattWilcox) July 5, 2016
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