Mr President, I always refrain from insulting elders, because I have my own at home too. But my Uncle Lawal, who is your age mate, jus phoned me from Lagos, now now now! He said that me, I should give you message about this foreign exchange of a tin.
“My dear Àlao, help me write this on that your Facebook telegram, or what do you call it…
Tell that Buhari, that I said his head is not correct o.
That he first blocked all the bureau de changes that you use to send money to me.
Then he is now selling all the remaining foreign exchange at Okirika Wake up prices,
To all those yèyè pilgrims that will probably not enter heaven anyway.
It will not better for the carpenter that put rusty nail in that his Fulani head.
Tell him o, tell him that it is me Akinkanju Olosupa Lawal that said so!”
“Ehn hen, Abdul Ganiyu, so when are you sending that money I asked you?”
“Erm erm…….. Uncle, you are breaking up……..”
Loba finish ???
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