For you ladies wey dey wait for Prince Charming, let me tell you, things are hard for ol’ oga Chamo these days o. We have already judged Cinderella earlier, and now we must talk about Charles’ troubles.
Recession is not just a word…
You see that his shining armour wey e dey use flex before? E don rust. To fix am no dey him mind because panel beater don cost.
You see that his luxurious black hair wey e dey whip wey dey make your heart go “giz giz”? Heya! Grey don enter am o! Prince Charming dey tink mehn!
That his castle still get like 14 mortgage payments to pay finish. Na how him go make the latest payment na wetin dey him mind. Bros dey tink o…
You see those his sweet flows him dey use turn heart to butter? Nne, the thing don dry up! He don use am pacify him creditors wey dey buzz him phone day and night for money!
You see that him expensive white horse wey him dey ride straight into hearts before? That horse don acquire new nickname o!
“Last Last” is its nickname.
As in “Last Last” outsource am to make small money,
“Last Last” sell am, offset small gbese.
“Last Last” kill, fry and chop!
Tinz are hard! King no dey look Chamo face again! Prince Charming just dey on his own. ???
So all ye ladies waiting for Chamo, stop waiting o! Put on your big girl pants, carry your destiny ya-sef and begin dey run your race!
And if per chance you happen to meet Chamo on his hustle as you dey on yours, no despise am o! No compare am to him mates for obodo oyinbo wey don slay 3 dragons, acquire 4 castles and kiss several sleeping princesses. Chamo na him own person and him dey try. E dey try! So if you fit, look past all the struggle and join hands with him.
Who knows? You might just have that happy ending afterall.
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