Viva Naija Headlines RoundUp (VNHR) today…Murder, the economy, that 15-year old Delta King

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year old king Ubulu-Uku

TUESDAY, February 23, 2016 Viva Naija 

Adultery: Man Beats Wife To Death In Ebonyi
– how chillingly sad…kai…

CENSUS 2017: No Amount Of Financial Challenge Can Stop Us —Commissioner
– this should be interesting, we need to recount mehn..

600,000 Children In Jigawa Under-Fed — UNICEF
– should be hearing stuff like this in 2016?? Hmmn. .

U-N-B-E-L-I-E-V-A-B-L-E: Delta Hospital Stockpiles Corpses In The Open
– plix, can they define ‘endemic’?

Oct 1 Bombing: Court Suspends Okah’s Trial 
– this Okah guy trial go ever finish so?

LASU students clash with touts
– ewoo, ..how very extracurricular !!!!

Crude swap: Reps invite Alison-Madueke
– probe this Madam if una want na…all these invite invite nor cut am jare. .

Ex-governor to Buhari: declare emergency on economy
– no other handwriting on the wall has been this clear

Supreme Court explains decision in Taraba governorship dispute
– court dey explain? How “civil” (sic) !

Lagos confirms ‘strange’ outbreak as measles
– ebola was ousted..,Lagos, please, tardy nor tarry not with this too

Man killed over N100 debt in Ebony
– read that again….it’s 1oo (hundred) Naira oh…jehova!

Tompolo denies giving Buhari ultimatum to withdraw soldiers
– you berra believe he said it…those creek boys?? Hmmn…they know their terrain more than the lines on their palms

BIAFRA: MASSOB accuses FG of killing agitators to destabilise S-East
– always agigatating…,hmmmn, when there are jo jobs nko. ..

Militants threaten blow-up of more oil installations
– agitation continues…

Ibadan murder victim for burial
– adieu Lowo,…your name is now crested on the plaque of matrimonial martyrdom #JusticeForLowo

Domain’s rejection threatens Nigeria’s cyberspace identity
– piquantly laughable. …una go try ‘WordPress’? Haha

Ubulu-Uku erupts in joy as 15-year-old succeeds slain monarch
– all hail thr youngest king in Africa, Guinness BOWR, kindly take note

 

Have a great day dearies!

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