Viva Naija Headlines RoundUp (VNHR) today…#FreeESE, Iheanacho and Buhari’s call for more prayers

MONDAY, February 29, 2016. Viva Naija

Nigerians carpet IG, Sanusi over Ese’s abduction, forced marriage
– i can’t understand the lingering on this issue..can they return the daughter to her parents already???

Buhari dumps N5,000 jobseeker’s allowance
– hmmmn, promise denied is promose denied

Seriki wants Olubadan-designate, Adetunji, jailed for contempt
– these oldies should just let go pleas

Robbers attack hospitals, beat patients, nurses
– sad…so sad…explains the frustration in the land

Man in court for stealing cell phone
– he disobeyed the 11th commandment

Iheanacho wins League Cup with City
– keep shinning son

No more Nigerian coach for Eagles – Pinnick
– sha get practical coach, else, una jus wan waste more money be that

Ghost workers: FG saves N2.29bn monthly, says minister
– this sounds good oh

Job scam: EFCC arraigns ex-minister Moro, others today
– oya, try them sharp sharp

Oliseh: I’ll expose NFF
– say wetin? U wan tell us say na fish dey inside sardine?

DEVT: 4 Years Not Enough For Buhari — TUC
– iffahear!

If Jonathan had won there would have been no more Nigeria — Olomilua
– hmmmn, maybe, just maybe

7,000 persons displaced in Fulani herdsmen, Agatu farmers’ clash in Benue
– this Fulani herdsmen menace, when are we gonna actually have their time?

Good Governance: I need your prayers, Buhari tells religious leaders
– baba, see, prayers are good, beht, hands on deck are better oh

BIAFRA: I’ll rather die in prison than for Ohanaeze to claim credit for my release —Kanu
– make una sort una selves

NCC fines Glo, MTN N34m for number portability infraction
– high time these network providers are kept on their toes for optimal service delivery

Hajj stampede: Saudi to determine status of 35 missing Nigerian pilgrims
– since?

Buhari has good plans for Nigerians, says Wamakko
– we know, we know

Emenike rejects Eagles return
– no one is irreplaceable jor

Fear in OAU over ‘malaria epidemic’
– malaria epidemic ke? ha!

Petrol hits N120 per litre in Ibadan
– strange things…amala will sha remain cheap sha

Rev. King’s death sentence caused by witches, wizards, says Church
– babanla nonsense!