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Man Dies As Bulletproof Charm Fails

Terry — Wed, 10 Jan 2018 11:39:50 +0000

Is like nothing is working in this country again even charm, Otumopo don start to dey fail. A native medicine seller in Katsina State, Usman Saidu , has been remanded in the prison custody in connection with the death of a 27- year – old man , Aliyu Yahuza. Yahuza, it was learnt , died […]

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Man Pranks Ticketer At Lekki Toll Gate And Gets Off Without Paying

Terry — Mon, 23 Oct 2017 10:05:09 +0000

This is funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. I laughed and cried for hours, A man with the username “Mr_hyenana” on instagram prank the Lekki toll gate attendants with fake “Juju” so as to avoid paying the fares and they allowed him to go without paying any fare in order to avoid any kind of […]

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Viva Naija Radio: Buhari sighting, Abike Jagaban, Usher herpes, Nigeria’s new president – Aproko Hour 28/07

Rachel — Fri, 28 Jul 2017 09:00:29 +0000

Buhari sighting, Abike Jagaban, Usher herpes, Nigeria’s new president – igboro ti daru o! Area haff scatter! Date: Friday, 28th July, 2017 Time: 7-8pm GMT Join US! UK Dial: 0330 998 1261 US Dial: +1 712-770-4032 Naija Dial: +234 1 440 5024 ACCESS CODE: 264812 You people are going to have to learn to leave […]

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TBoss spotted with Dino Melaye

Terry — Tue, 16 May 2017 11:03:58 +0000

But, we want to ‘h-ask‘, does this mean that Dino Melaye has private jet, or just that TBoss has found new love with all those Dino’s toy cars? Oga Reuben Abati, coman chee chumtin oh! LOOOOL Photo of the the second runner up of the 2017 Big Brother Naija reality show, Tokunbo Idowu, aka TBoss […]

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Loose lips sink ships: the pastors, their mistresses, and the problem with discretion

Rachel — Sat, 18 Mar 2017 14:09:11 +0000

Oh, y’all thought it was over? It is only just popping awwwwf! Look, igboro ti daru, make no mistake. It’s like Apostu Suleman has more cars than Coscharis, more whores than a German brothel, and is single-handedly keeping the Nigerian film industry afloat. Worse still, not one of his lady friends can keep a secret. I […]

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19-year old stabs BRT driver, steals N13, 500

Terry — Thu, 02 Mar 2017 19:00:57 +0000

Thankfully, the fool is being tried for this crime borne out of laziness. A 19-year-old unemployed man, Mathew Obong, who allegedly attacked and stabbed a Bus Rapid Transport driver with a knife at Oshodi was on Thursday brought before an Ikeja Magistrates’ court in Lagos. Obong, a resident of Ajanayo Street, Oniwaya, Lagos, is being […]

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Frank Artus, Char Hanssen and the special place in hell reserved for ungrateful debtors

Rachel — Tue, 13 Sep 2016 20:23:15 +0000

There is nothing worse than an ungrateful debtor. This is not the same as a debtor who cannot pay back. This is about debtors who, after begging and pleading for the money; when it’s time to pay back, they start chatting nonsense. I once had an uncle who begged me for money. We’re not blood […]

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Some epic posts from the #MemeHistory Twitter hashtag

Rachel — Fri, 11 Mar 2016 11:09:43 +0000

The Naija Twitterati are hands down the citizens of the best Twitter community out there and the new trending hashtag, #MemeHistory is further proof of that! When you do wrong, they will drag you through filth and back again. Our mouths are never on strike and nobody can make you think of your life more profoundly […]

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Tales from my plot: It’s hard being a godly man with the women in our plots o!

Wanja — Mon, 08 Feb 2016 13:23:30 +0000

Being a man in some of these our plots can be very testing, I imagine. You leave your house in the morning to go to, say, church, since you are a youth leader or a junior pastor or something else churchy, and while walking to the gate, you see a woman, with only a leso […]

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How I was nearly delivered from the evil spirits in my forehead

Wanja — Wed, 03 Feb 2016 12:04:53 +0000

Long ago, in primary school, a friend who was very concerned about the disturbing size of my forehead (she actually thought it was an impairment of sorts), suggested that I put slices of tomatoes on my forehead when going to sleep each night for two weeks. She told me that the tomato juice would absorb […]

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