Viva Naija Radio: Buhari sighting, Abike Jagaban, Usher herpes, Nigeria’s new president – Aproko Hour 28/07

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Buhari sighting, Abike Jagaban, Usher herpes, Nigeria's new president - 28-07-2017 - APROKO HOUR

Buhari sighting, Abike Jagaban, Usher herpes, Nigeria’s new president – igboro ti daru o! Area haff scatter!


Date: Friday, 28th July, 2017
Time: 7-8pm GMT
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You people are going to have to learn to leave me alone ooo, I am tayad of Nigerians and social media. What is it sef? Everyday, new craze, and just when you think you’ve heard it all, another one bursts out! Let’s see the list of noise makers this week, shall we:

  1. Rumoured and alleged Buhari sighting in the abroad: there are one or two people who are ready to swear down that they saw our absentee president. And, in true UFO fashion, there is no video or audio recording of this sighting. Nope, just a few fuzzy pictures that may or may not have been doctored. Like I said, everyday, new craze.
  2. Everything na double double! The Jane Doe suing Usher for $10m for not telling her he tested positive for herpes, is now suing him for a further $10m upon testing positive herself. #LetItBurn
  3. Monica Ambrose for President 2019! This aunty currently lives in the Netherlands but is looking for our support to secure the much coveted position of the president of the FR Nigeria for 2019. That’s assuming, of course, that Buhari steps down and doesn’t campaign from his council flat in Thamesmead. All these our international presidents sef!
  4. Abike Jagaban!!! #YorubasOf SocialMedia! I carry yansh for una! That’s how Abike took sex education and “spicing up your relationship” to another level on Facebook. If you follow her instructions, anything that hasn’t been licked doesn’t need licking at all!

 


Date: Friday, 28th July, 2017
Time: 7-8pm GMT
Join US!

UK Dial: 0330 998 1261
US Dial: +1 712-770-4032
Naija Dial: +234 1 440 5024
ACCESS CODE: 264812


 

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