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Tales from my plot: How to deal with acts of theft

Wanja — Sat, 10 Feb 2018 18:29:08 +0000

Dealing with theft The rate of crime in my plot is always floating at an all-time high (someone once stole the communal tap), with the theft of pegs, dusters, and brooms the most reported crimes. To file a report or complaint in my plot, you don’t even need to talk to the caretaker. You only […]

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The many trials of sharing a bed

Wanja — Mon, 05 Feb 2018 15:26:41 +0000

Sharing a bed I like having the entire bed to myself, sharing it with someone is hellish. You stir uncomfortably and realise it’s because their legs have crossed over to your side and their feet are cold. Then you shift uncomfortably and find out it’s because they have assumed a strange position that occupies three-quarters […]

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BBNaija: Emotional drama after KBrule jumped and injured himself

Terry — Sun, 04 Feb 2018 09:08:10 +0000

There was serious emotional drama in the Big Brother Naija 2018 house early today after KBrule jumped and injured himself. Here’s is the gist… KBrule likes fellow housemate, Anto and after she kissed Lolu last night, he threw a tantrum and jumped off a fleet of stairs in the bedroom area. Now this was seen as […]

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BBNAIJA: The puzzle game that left Nina Dumb while Bitto emerged the winner

Terry — Sat, 03 Feb 2018 08:22:16 +0000

Big brother nigeria has come to be known for its arena games which holds every Friday and Bitto to became the first winner for #bbnaija season 3. during the course of the game, Big Brother shouted Funkeee, so funny because some of the housemates was too dump, for example NINA’s final arrangement was looking as if […]

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BBNaija: Bitto Bryan suffers uncontrollable erection in the house

Terry — Sat, 03 Feb 2018 07:56:51 +0000

Big Brother Naija housemate, Bitto Bryan, has started showing viewers what they love to see when it comes to Big Brother reality TV show. The duo had broken the internet with a rather distasteful picture of his groin area while comforting his fellow female housemate, Nina In the picture, the radio presenter attempted to pacify […]

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Poor men! From Debt December to Just-Long January and now Valentine Fever February!

mazi abe — Fri, 02 Feb 2018 00:47:04 +0000

It is February 1st! Another 14 days of agony for we Men! After surviving “Spending December” and “Brokage January”. From today, the wives, girlfriends, side-chicks, front-chicks, wannabes and soon-to-bes will change! They will start being nice and sweet to us, best behaviour and tings. ❤️💕🌹 You will now be seeing posts like, “Things A Loving Man Should […]

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#ThrowbackThursday: These 23 Obafemi Awolowo nuggets are the best things you’ll read today

Sayo — Thu, 25 Jan 2018 18:29:41 +0000

Without doubt, the late Obafemi Jeremiah Awolowo is a revered leader every seasoned Nigerian is proud of till this day. His legacies remain long-lasting and have in no small way shaped the essence of what we call Nigeria today. He was known as the “Sage”, the one whose wisdom traverses almost every sphere of life […]

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On The Matter Lof Indomie Hàn Hegg! A man’s tale of trying to eat noodles by Odolaye Aremu

Guest Contributor — Wed, 17 Jan 2018 14:13:53 +0000

Hunger is perhaps the most efficient tool of Poverty. Its wicked ability to make the most undesirable suddenly turn desirable is sufficiently magical! It’s the sadistic effect of waterboarding; whereupon a thirsty man forced to drink water in an upside-down position runs the risk of drowning on just a cup of water. My initial desire […]

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Dear God why the mosquito?

Wordsmithf — Sun, 14 Jan 2018 14:40:26 +0000

Are you there God? It’s me Dotun. I’m sorry to bother you on your off day but I need to get something off my underdeveloped chest. God I see your handiwork in creation and I am always amazed. So many amazing animals you have put together. I have to give you major props for the […]

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#TBTMusic: Sound Sultan – “Mathematics” [efribodi, join Jagbajantis, solve matimatees..”]

Sayo — Thu, 11 Jan 2018 05:49:04 +0000

It’s throwback Thursday, and who won’t remember this street anthem released in the hays of the year 2000 by the Naija Ninja himself? Sound Sultan‘s “Mathematics” single readily struck chords of reason and fun amongst Nigerians when it was released, and as we say in today’s generation-Z parlance – “issa hit!” With a funny, dramatic […]

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