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Tales from my plot: How to deal with acts of theft

Wanja — Sat, 10 Feb 2018 18:29:08 +0000

Dealing with theft The rate of crime in my plot is always floating at an all-time high (someone once stole the communal tap), with the theft of pegs, dusters, and brooms the most reported crimes. To file a report or complaint in my plot, you don’t even need to talk to the caretaker. You only […]

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The many trials of sharing a bed

Wanja — Mon, 05 Feb 2018 15:26:41 +0000

Sharing a bed I like having the entire bed to myself, sharing it with someone is hellish. You stir uncomfortably and realise it’s because their legs have crossed over to your side and their feet are cold. Then you shift uncomfortably and find out it’s because they have assumed a strange position that occupies three-quarters […]

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Poor men! From Debt December to Just-Long January and now Valentine Fever February!

mazi abe — Fri, 02 Feb 2018 00:47:04 +0000

It is February 1st! Another 14 days of agony for we Men! After surviving “Spending December” and “Brokage January”. From today, the wives, girlfriends, side-chicks, front-chicks, wannabes and soon-to-bes will change! They will start being nice and sweet to us, best behaviour and tings. ❤️💕🌹 You will now be seeing posts like, “Things A Loving Man Should […]

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On The Matter Lof Indomie Hàn Hegg! A man’s tale of trying to eat noodles by Odolaye Aremu

Guest Contributor — Wed, 17 Jan 2018 14:13:53 +0000

Hunger is perhaps the most efficient tool of Poverty. Its wicked ability to make the most undesirable suddenly turn desirable is sufficiently magical! It’s the sadistic effect of waterboarding; whereupon a thirsty man forced to drink water in an upside-down position runs the risk of drowning on just a cup of water. My initial desire […]

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Dear God why the mosquito?

Wordsmithf — Sun, 14 Jan 2018 14:40:26 +0000

Are you there God? It’s me Dotun. I’m sorry to bother you on your off day but I need to get something off my underdeveloped chest. God I see your handiwork in creation and I am always amazed. So many amazing animals you have put together. I have to give you major props for the […]

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The night I wreaked holy vengeance on a “rat”

Wanja — Sat, 06 Jan 2018 15:40:59 +0000

Funny story I was awake in bed plotting evil and wickedness when I saw something dark on the floor. In the semi-darkness, and from the shape and form of the thing, it looked like a big rat. My blood pressure panicked and my heart chose to overreact, but it could have been my poor eyesight, […]

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The sweet tongue of the bus conductor

Wanja — Sun, 10 Dec 2017 16:25:10 +0000

Amusing observations ‘Tis the season for – for those who don’t own cars – hurrying to the bus station with your entire family firmly fastened to your back while the luggage is securely balancing on your head. You know, to protect yourselves from that inexplicable moment when all the conductors scramble for you, poor, unprepared […]

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That time the urge to poop hit me hard

Wanja — Sun, 26 Nov 2017 13:26:40 +0000

Funny story In the middle of an errand, I feel an urge to have a bowel movement. I ignore it, but, it’s later followed by a moderately painful cramp and some discomfort, which cease after a few seconds, and then I begin feeling urgently pressed. I have very poor rectum control, as has been documented […]

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I don cuss everybody finish ooo! I no fit go Naija again!

mazi abe — Wed, 22 Nov 2017 21:26:11 +0000

I just realised that I have effectively ruled myself out of visiting some parts of Nigeria, when I land, not too long from now. Fayose’s Ekiti is a definite no go area for me. I don too yab the guy; he will tell them to use my lips to make peppered ponmó for him. Owerri […]

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Who knew Robert Mugabe was this wise! 40 fabulous quotes ‘by’ the Zim Lord

Rachel — Fri, 17 Nov 2017 15:56:35 +0000

You don’t get to be president of a nation for a gazillion years without having some sense. Even then, you internet people do not have home training o! To take Uncle Robert’s good name and be messing him upandan like this! God is watching you in 4D o! Anyway, here are 40 of our favourite […]

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