I don cuss everybody finish ooo! I no fit go Naija again!

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Nigerian governors

I just realised that I have effectively ruled myself out of visiting some parts of Nigeria, when I land, not too long from now. 

Fayose’s Ekiti is a definite no go area for me. I don too yab the guy; he will tell them to use my lips to make peppered ponmó for him.

Owerri is a waka pass for me, because if that Okorocha catches me pèren! hmmmmm, he will cement me into a statue by himself.

In Port Harcourt, Wike will use that cutlass he carries about under his conductor French suit to cut off my head with his own Ikwerre sandpaper hands. 🤕🤕🤕

I will be mad to even venture near Abuja; Saraki will unleash his Dog, Bingo Dino, to bite off my schlong. 🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾

Akala (Tura) will make my life hell in Ibadan if I dare show my black face in Molete.

Anyways, I think I will just relax and enjoy myself in Lagos, jejely jaare.

That’s why, if you notice, I never ever yab Ambode and his puff puff cheeks;

Eko akete, ilu ògbon 🤓🤓🤓

Àmorawá, tá bá ri ra wá 🎵 🎵 🎷🎷

🎵 pass me the KLM ticket 🎵🎵

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