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Jerry Chiemeke is a foodie and future art collector who thinks he wasted six years pursuing a law degree. Christian between 10pm-4am but Agnostic from dawn to dusk, Jerry plays lead vocals for imaginary rock band 'Disgruntled Employees', with hundreds of sold-out concerts...which he can't recall when he wakes up. He strongly advocates for online weddings.

“How much did they first pay you to give up on your dreams?” –...

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Clooney: "Your children's admiration means a lot to you, right? " Newly Fired Guy: "Yeah?" Clooney: "Oh well, they shouldn't." Fired Guy: "Hey asshole, aren't you supposed to be consoling me?" Clooney: "I'm not a shrink, I'm a...

Slide into DMs: toasting in the era of social media

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So you come across this individual on whichever social media platform (there are lots of them these days, you're yet to get a grip of one app and another one pops up). Said individual...

The dietary question that has held Nigerian relationships together: “Have you eaten?”

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It's been your vintage Monday; long, hard, and being nagged to near-insanity by your tormentor-in-chief (aka your superior at the office). Unfortunately, you cannot recreate that scene in the movies where the disgruntled employee...

Lionel Messi on Three Years, Three Finals, Three Defeats: Hard luck, or just plain...

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There had been a hundred and twenty minutes of football, each side a man down, legs and souls worn out from all the vain attempts to end the game in normal time. It had...

A military sucker punch, like that of the old days of Dambe Boxing

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Random Saturday evening, Typical gridlock, Undetermined hour, Lagos. Much is made about thanking the Creator (if you aren't agnostic/atheist) for Fridays, but I like to think that the essence of such gratitude is defeated if you are reporting...

Wait first, what are we even closing? Is hankering for post-relationship closure wise?

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A few years ago, my first very girlfriend left me after a two-and-a-half year period of trying out this thing you people refer to as, well, love. (Yea yea, late bloomer, bite me). It...