Mr Saraki led 16 Senators from the APC, to the PDP, in order to defeat Buhari at the last polls.
Unfortunately, 15 fell by the way side and lost their seats.
Buhari won and nearly married a new wife recently.
But I digress.
Oh! Lest I forget, the remaining one Senator that survived the betrayal of Buhari was Senator Dino Melaye.
Dino was minding his business and keeping his distance from Mr Saraki, when suddenly, Buhari went to the National Assembly to present the 2020 budget.
Dino stuck his head out from behind the crowd of fawning lawmakers falling over themselves to shake Buhari’s hand and was pictured, almost on his knees, kissing Buhari’s Made in Nigeria Gucci® designer leather slippers.
Buhari immediately recognised his tree climbing face and was also pictured wagging his finger at Senator Melaye.
Rumour has it that Buhari was saying to him :
“You this boy, are you still here?”
“Er…. er…… erm….. ayam loyal sir… I haff change to the Next Level sir,” Senator Dino is also rumoured to have stammered, as Bubu ignored his outstretched hands.
A few weeks later, he had become Mr. Dino Melaye, formerly known as Senator Àjekún Iyá.
He is back to his day job of singing at owan’bé parties and climbing Palm wine trees.
Lesson for the day?
Karma is a bastard.
What goes around, always comes around.
May you not plagiarise this today o; Karma is real
©#Mazi Abe Media 2019.
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