I swear I’m speechless. I thought this was a ruse by Daddy Freeze and his goons. I’d heard that the head of Redeemed Church, awon Daddy won, Pastor Adeboye had requested N1billion from devoted followers, but I thought…surely not? Surely this is a set-up? Surely, this has been taken out of context by people who do not mean the faith well? But here it is: clear as day and large as life:
A special announcement???? I’ll bet! Beht if you don’t have N1bn and it’s doing you like you should give the N100m in your account, then you can still listen to the special announcement too. It may be half prophecy but…at all at all na winsh.
At this point, I have no choice but to respect his hustle and laugh my head off at gullible Nigerians. We don talk, we don tire. Give your N1billion. Wetin consine fish with raincoat? Not my circus, not my monkeys. I don’t think they do refunds in hell, so I have a feeling some people will be in for a rude, fiery awakening, but no be from my mouth una go hear say tisha mama die.
Please give o. Donate generously. We are no longer in the days of the widow’s mite or the Widow at Zarephath. We are, as y’all know, under a new dispensation. Men of God don’t need small loaves of unleavened bread, they need billions of naira and private jets. Pay on time; na heaven sure pass!
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