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I am Mazi Abe Idris, the resident beer parlour politician. A lot of my wisdom was gleaned from the bottom of a beer bottle but that does not make it any less valid. Buhari, Dino Melaye and Mama Fela (my long-suffering wife) will all be discussed with the same amount of sense and sensibility.

LOL – That Time Dino Melaye Thought Buhari Was For Play Play

Mr Saraki led 16 Senators from the APC, to the PDP, in order to defeat Buhari at the last polls. Unfortunately, 15 fell by the way side and lost their seats. Buhari won and nearly married...

Xenophobia in South Africa: Fire 🔥 in Soweto ~ Biodun Idris

Of all the nationalities on the African continent and the black race in general, Nigerians are wired differently. Positively different. Nigerians are the most intelligent, most enterprising, best educated, most cunning and most prosperous - for...
Elisha Abbo - Remi Tinubu - Sex Toy Shop Scandal

Senators Remi Tinubu and Elisha Abbo (Woman Beater) Go Head to Head

The spectacle of watching two uncouth elements in Senator Elisha Abbo and Senator Remi Tinubu and their Jànkàrà market arguments at the Senate yesterday, was ugly and gut wrenching. Whilst the slapping idiot of a...
©Nigerian Tribune | Buhari comes to Lagos Caption

Mazi Abe and his Adventures at the new Buhari Bus Stop, Lagos

Timeline: 07:25 am, I was stuck somewhere in Ikeja because Mr President is in town to perform the most important task of his presidency since 2015: to commission an opening of the largest Kèkè...

Mazi Abe in Lagos: see traffic warden chasing our mazi on the main road...

This morning at Bode Thomas Junction, the yèyé traffic warden was using one hand to control traffic whilst using the other hand to hold his phone to his ear, chatting away with his bony-assed...

Poor men! From Debt December to Just-Long January and now Valentine Fever February!

It is February 1st! Another 14 days of agony for we Men! After surviving "Spending December" and "Brokage January". From today, the wives, girlfriends, side-chicks, front-chicks, wannabes and soon-to-bes will change! They will start being nice and sweet...
Nigerian governors

I don cuss everybody finish ooo! I no fit go Naija again!

I just realised that I have effectively ruled myself out of visiting some parts of Nigeria, when I land, not too long from now.  Fayose's Ekiti is a definite no go area for me. I...
Buhari on phone - You're Fired

Buhari and Lawal, Oke sacking: no sacking wey no get e own process o!

I understand Buhari has sacked the erstwhile Secretary to Government of the Federation (SGF) Babachir Lawal and Abayomi Oke, the suspended Director of The National Intelligence Agency (NIA). Both were accused of improprieties while in...

Bring back history lessons in Nigerian schools: no future if we do not acknowledge...

Yesterday, the people of Israel celebrated 100 years of the Balfour Declaration. The Balfour Declaration was a public statement issued by the British government during World War I, announcing support for the establishment of a...

This is Nigeria: why make progress when you can make excuses?

UK's Defence Minister, Sir Michael Fallon, voluntarily resigned from office, for putting his hand on a female journalist's knee during an interview, 15 years ago. Yes o, 15 years ago! Hmmmmmmmmm I trust Nigeria my country. For it...