mazi abe
I am Mazi Abe Idris, the resident beer parlour politician. A lot of my wisdom was gleaned from the bottom of a beer bottle but that does not make it any less valid. Buhari, Dino Melaye and Mama Fela (my long-suffering wife) will all be discussed with the same amount of sense and sensibility.
Mazi Abe and his Adventures at the new Buhari Bus Stop, Lagos
Timeline: 07:25 am, I was stuck somewhere in Ikeja because Mr President is in town to perform the most important task of his presidency since 2015: to commission an opening of the largest Kèkè...
Mazi Abe in Lagos: see traffic warden chasing our mazi on the main road...
This morning at Bode Thomas Junction, the yèyé traffic warden was using one hand to control traffic whilst using the other hand to hold his phone to his ear, chatting away with his bony-assed...
Poor men! From Debt December to Just-Long January and now Valentine Fever February!
It is February 1st!
Another 14 days of agony for we Men!
After surviving "Spending December" and "Brokage January".
From today, the wives, girlfriends, side-chicks, front-chicks, wannabes and soon-to-bes will change!
They will start being nice and sweet...
I don cuss everybody finish ooo! I no fit go Naija again!
I just realised that I have effectively ruled myself out of visiting some parts of Nigeria, when I land, not too long from now.
Fayose's Ekiti is a definite no go area for me. I...
Buhari and Lawal, Oke sacking: no sacking wey no get e own process o!
I understand Buhari has sacked the erstwhile Secretary to Government of the Federation (SGF) Babachir Lawal and Abayomi Oke, the suspended Director of The National Intelligence Agency (NIA).
Both were accused of improprieties while in...
Bring back history lessons in Nigerian schools: no future if we do not acknowledge...
Yesterday, the people of Israel celebrated 100 years of the Balfour Declaration. The Balfour Declaration was a public statement issued by the British government during World War I, announcing support for the establishment of a...
This is Nigeria: why make progress when you can make excuses?
UK's Defence Minister, Sir Michael Fallon, voluntarily resigned from office, for putting his hand on a female journalist's knee during an interview, 15 years ago.
Yes o, 15 years ago!
Hmmmmmmmmm
I trust Nigeria my country. For it...
Davido and late Tagbo Umeike: a tale of irresponsibility and negligence
The police say Davido's friend that died, Tagbo, necked 40 shots of tequila on the ill-fated night.
Whattt??? 40 shots? of tequila? 😳😳😳
Even God will haff to wait for him to sober up before he...
mazi abe updates Buhari on Naija shenanigans as the president returns from UK MOT
Good morning, Bubu! I read you came back from your MOT service in the abroad yesterday.
Alhamdulillahi!
I am sure you came back with all your shock absorbers, pistons and balls well oiled. Sorry, I mean...
I’m glad British Airways stewardess got sacked but I’m a Virgin kinda guy
I can't believe any well travelled Nigerian will try to make a case for the sacked British Airways stewardess accused of making a racist video.
That is even scratching the surface.
Orisirisi stories abound of how...
