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Rachel

Rachel
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Master of freecell solitaire and all I survey. Mouthy and opinionated on every topic known to man and even some known to woman. Ewa Aganyin fanatic, abhorrer of ogbono. Olamide obsessive, Phyno aficionado, low-key omo wobe.
Kanye West - Make America Great Again

Kanye West loses 9m Twitter followers in 10 minutes: baddest village people EVER!

Listen. You can't tell me Kanye West doesn't have some black belt village people. Village people who are focused on their singular task of spoiling his life for him. Some bad-ass spirits bent on...
Royal-Baby (2) by PA Press

Slay Mama Kate Middleton shows off her son as she leaves hospital with William

I know if she had delivered in this our Nigeria and walked out with them killer heels, someone would have shouted "Hebrew woman!" but we thank God for sense, science and small bumps. All...
Tolu-Ogunlesi

The Day Twitter Caught Tolu Ogunlesi’s Ancestors Napping

Which is a crying shame because Tolu Ogunlesi is one of the few people in Buhari's cabinet that many people regarded with any respect. As the Special Assistant on digital/new media to President Buhari,...
Easter Cross

Naysayers on Easter and the Christian Faith Need to Sit Down Someplace

You know what really grinds my gears? When people try to form some sort of quasi intelligence in the hope that they can rip Christianity apart or try to insert logic into it. And...
Brymo-Heya

The Naked Truth: Brymo’s Heya! is a Well Thought Out Exercise in Self Realisation

Wait, ayam not understanding. You people said Brymo stripped naked for video? As in...una see yansh? And...did you people see anything else???? Noooooo! Has one of my favourite Nigerian musicians started running mad? I...
Poverty in Kenya

PROSTITUTION: Poverty drives some Kenyans to rent out their wives

I read this intriguing piece on the Al Jazeera website a few days ago, and it made me think of all of the layers involved. The first is that poverty will make you do...
Buhari comes to Lagos

Lagos Enjoys Public Holiday Tomorrow as Buhari Arrives to Open Ikeja Bus Terminal

You really couldn't make it up. Our president Buhari has finally overcome his aversion to Lagos state and will be in Lagos for a two-day official visit. One of his stops during the tour...
Broken foundation bottle - Feature

My village people have found me at last! My broken Touche Eclat foundation! 😭😭

I try not to upset my village people. I am part Ijebu and part Delta. The jazz in both places is not for small shudren at all, so one should always behave like a...

Nigerian Lawmaker’s Son, Abraham Badru, Shot Dead in the UK

Abraham Badru, the 26-year-old son of a Nigerian lawmaker, Dolapo Badru has been shot dead near his family’s London home in the latest round of bloodshed in the capital. Abraham’s 62-year-old father, Dolapo Badru, represents...
Sergei Mavrodi - MMM founder - dead

Nigerian ancestors una wehdone o! MMM founder, Sergei Mavrodi, dies of heart attack at...

Naija ancestors and village people for the win!! That is to say - I bow for una 🙌🙌! Remind me never to upset you people, haba! Naija people neither forgive nor forget, and MMM founder,...

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