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Master of freecell solitaire and all I survey. Mouthy and opinionated on every topic known to man and even some known to woman. Ewa Aganyin fanatic, abhorrer of ogbono. Olamide obsessive, Phyno aficionado, low-key omo wobe.
Brymo-Heya

The Naked Truth: Brymo’s Heya! is a Well Thought Out Exercise in Self Realisation

Wait, ayam not understanding. You people said Brymo stripped naked for video? As in...una see yansh? And...did you people see anything else???? Noooooo! Has one of my favourite Nigerian musicians started running mad? I...
Poverty in Kenya

PROSTITUTION: Poverty drives some Kenyans to rent out their wives

I read this intriguing piece on the Al Jazeera website a few days ago, and it made me think of all of the layers involved. The first is that poverty will make you do...
Buhari comes to Lagos

Lagos Enjoys Public Holiday Tomorrow as Buhari Arrives to Open Ikeja Bus Terminal

You really couldn't make it up. Our president Buhari has finally overcome his aversion to Lagos state and will be in Lagos for a two-day official visit. One of his stops during the tour...
Broken foundation bottle - Feature

My village people have found me at last! My broken Touche Eclat foundation! 😭😭

I try not to upset my village people. I am part Ijebu and part Delta. The jazz in both places is not for small shudren at all, so one should always behave like a...

Nigerian Lawmaker’s Son, Abraham Badru, Shot Dead in the UK

Abraham Badru, the 26-year-old son of a Nigerian lawmaker, Dolapo Badru has been shot dead near his family’s London home in the latest round of bloodshed in the capital. Abraham’s 62-year-old father, Dolapo Badru, represents...
Sergei Mavrodi - MMM founder - dead

Nigerian ancestors una wehdone o! MMM founder, Sergei Mavrodi, dies of heart attack at...

Naija ancestors and village people for the win!! That is to say - I bow for una 🙌🙌! Remind me never to upset you people, haba! Naija people neither forgive nor forget, and MMM founder,...

Exemplary leadership from Kogi? Dino Melaye has a song and dance about Yahaya Bello

This ongoing war between Dino Melaye vs Yahaya Bello just makes fools of us all, wallahi. See ehn, I woke up today and sat in bed during those first, few quiet minutes, wondering about...
Prince Harry - Meghan Markle

Meghan Markle will not have to sign a prenup for marriage to Prince Harry

So I hear Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will not signing a prenup leading up to their upcoming marriage. Firstly, I didn't even know the Royal Family dealt with that. I can't imagine an...
Ambode's Lagos 2019

Alpha Beta Litter: Ambode’s Lagos seems to be taking a turn for the worse

Firstly, a full disclosure: I have worked with Ambode's government. My company played an infinitesimal part in the media marketing of conference during the Lagos@50 event. I could not rate them higher. My invoice...
BBC News Yoruba

Nigeria, look at your life in the outside! BBC News Yoruba now telling our...

They say until the lion learns to write, the victory will always belong to the hunter. This has never been more visible than in the case of Nigeria. Time and again, we hand our...