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Wanja? You don't know Wanja?? Where have you been hiding? Under a rock? This Kenyan brain spits everyday living and lifestyle truth and and wisdom through the veneer of humour, wit and sarcasm. You will be drawn in from the very first word, so strap on your seat belts and enjoy the ride!
DT Dobie Public Transport

Tales from my plot: Dear DT Dobie, I need a car! I’m sick to...

Dear DT Dobie, I need a car. I am tired of being a commuter. I have suffered enough as one. Take a recent experience, for instance. I travelled home from a remote location by means of an old,...
stressed-man-by-woman

Tales from my plot: It’s hard being a godly man with the women in...

Being a man in some of these our plots can be very testing, I imagine. You leave your house in the morning to go to, say, church, since you are a youth leader or a...
forehead rihanna

How I was nearly delivered from the evil spirits in my forehead

Long ago, in primary school, a friend who was very concerned about the disturbing size of my forehead (she actually thought it was an impairment of sorts), suggested that I put slices of tomatoes...
Pastor's wife

Tales from my plot: The battle for Pastor’s wife

Mafisi Sacco members are a special lot. Now, since Pastor's wife is 'single', Aleki suddenly got saved, and, to better understand the role of Jesus Christ in his life, he insisted on being made an...
pastor and landlord wife

Tales from my plot: Pastor CAUGHT red-handed with Landlord’s wife!

This afternoon, Pastor's wife arrived home unexpectedly from an outreach in upcountry to find the large, light-skinned thighs of Landlord's wife around her husband's waist, pelvises grinding together in forbidden passion, and the rotating...
You Tried It Meme

If I’m forced to contribute towards your wedding, we’re ALL married – by Wanja...

So someone finds the love of their life and they decide to get married. They spend a few days making numerous calculations and conclude that the wedding budget totals to, say, a million bob....