It’s Monday. I’m fatter, my sleep schedule is MASH UP, and I’m unable to cope with other humans wanting stuff from me. This means that all that will happen today is side-eye upon side-eye followed by a lot of internal cussing.

But epic side-eyes take practice and are not for the faint-hearted, so to help me with my week’s mission as well as my general mood, I brought you some goodies.

Ain’t I just everything?

1. This uncle is a corner eye LEGEND. Even his body is giving the side eye.

2. Thank God I’ve graduated. I’m done here. Cos these people…

 

3. The man is saying to the security “No answer o. No just answer at all”

 

4. “Is this girl alright at all??”

 

5. Train woman’s side-eye is already everything, but my favourite part of this shot is the black man in the passing train like “Am I seeing what I think I’m seeing?!”

 

6. “This isn’t life. This can’t be life.” And as for the girl in the background laughing, you’re not good kobo.

 

7. “Common tyre, you can’t change. Only to take picture you know. See dem.”

 

8. “Shebi it’s to collect salary at month end? No problem.”