1) A Real Woman does not sleep. She closes her eyes and meditates on new ways to please her man!
2) Real Women can drive from Lagos to Kaduna in a car with half a tank of fuel and two flat tires!
3) Send a Real woman to the market with 50 naira and she will return triumphantly with a year’s worth of foodstuff!
4) A Real woman + a sachet of pure water= All the laundry done!
5) Real women never complains about her man cheating. She kneels down and apologizes for failing him in the place of prayer!
6) A Real woman’s vagina is voice activated. Her man says “Heysss” and the red sea opens!
7) Real women do not fight with the side chick but join hands with her to better service their men!
8) In a Pot full of Meat, Chicken, Turkey and Snail, a real woman only sees kpomo for herself!
9) The mouth of Real women is for two things only: Praises for her husband and his penis!
10) A Real woman doesn’t need to cum! She came enough when her man proposed to her!
ALL REAL WOMEN IN THE HOUSE SHOUT “OSSHEEEYYY!!!”
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