The spectacle of watching two uncouth elements in Senator Elisha Abbo and Senator Remi Tinubu and their Jànkàrà market arguments at the Senate yesterday, was ugly and gut wrenching.
Whilst the slapping idiot of a Senator was in his natural Oshodi bus-top mode: spitting, shouting, finger pointing, willy wagging; Senator “My-husband-is-Jagaban!” was no less uncouth.
She was bossy, arrogant, condescending and almost rude.
I say “almost rude” because no woman can sit it front of that piece of dog poo called Senator Elisha Abbo and not be rude.
©Channels TV | There was mild drama on Tuesday at the investigative hearing on the allegation of assault against Senator Elisha Abbo as the embattled Senator said he is not afraid of suspension. The Senate had last week set up adhoc Committee to investigate allegation of assault against Senator Abbo at sex toy shop in Abuja. The trouble started when Senator Abbo appeared before the Committee and declined to talk on the matter claiming that the case is before the court of law.
At a point, I thought she was going to get up and slap him, and the world would have applauded.
But back to my point:
Are these the type of things we have as lawmakers?
It is now obvious that Senator Remi Tinubu did not get there on merit. She would have been better off as Iya Oloja of Iponri market.
As for that boy with a bad Jerry curl from Adamawa, my favourite thug of the moment, MC Oluomo will be very happy to give him an apprenticeship collecting danfo tithes at Oshodi oke. There, he will learn that slapping a hapless girl in a dildo shop is different from collecting 50 Naira from a bòlékájá driver.
This 9th NASS budget padders?
Don’t hold your breath, my people.
🎵They are all soapy soapy 🎵~~ Naira Marley…
© A Summer Soirée With Mazi and Friends in London [Carnival Sunday 25 August]
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