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Racism can be hard to deal with, especially when it’s blatant and in your face. The gut instinct is to scream and shout and thump the life out of the offending lunatic. If you do that though, it’s just an easy win for them; they think you’re acting like the irrational human your colour sets you apart to be.
Sometimes, if you can give it a minute and breathe, God comes through and gives you a WIN of epic proportions. A win so winning that Winner’s Chapel will have no choice but to call you up and make you an honorary pastor.
This is the case ToraShae (or you can call her “LUHHHHH TOOORRR UHHHH” – all will become clear later), a strong voice in the African-American community who showed us how to deal with racist co-workers while still keeping your dignity and, most importantly, your job.
What’s super-sweet about this is the fact that it wasn’t a private triumph. The viral nature of the tweets as well as the simplicity of the pettiness means we can all practise it. It’s simple, really. If someone can’t be bothered with your name, then don’t lose sleep over theirs, either.
[Swear words alert]Did I ever tell you guys the story of how I fucked with my white coworker out of spite? No? Let's go
— Tora Shae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
So I had just gotten promoted and had moved to sit with my new supervisor and team. I was a little nervous because this area was white af.
— Tora Shae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
I chose a seat next to the only other black girl on my team. Little did I know, that on the other side of me sat the Mayonnaise Monster
— Tora Shae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
He comes to his seat and introduces himself as 'Evan'. Asks my name. Mind you, my new desk has my name on it.
— Tora Shae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
He looks at the name and says …….
"What the fuck does this say"
I brace myself for the fuckery like pic.twitter.com/PkzzJjHQWm— Tora Shae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
It is my full name and not my nickname so I give him a break and I sound it out for his simple ass
Like "LUHHHHH TOOORRR UHHHH"— Tora Shae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
He gets annoyed and tosses my name plaque back on my desk. He fakes confusion and says "Laquisha?"
I'm like pic.twitter.com/Q7V3ZF3d0Q— Tora Shae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
Not today white Satan
NOT TODAY!!!— Tora Shae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
I look him dead in the eye and sound it out again for his clearly dumb ass
"LUHHHHH TOOORRR UHHHH"— Tora Shae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
He scoffs and says to my black ass face
"Whatever, I won't even try. All those names sound the same anyway!"
— Tora Shae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
I struggle to hold my composure, smile and ask gently
"Oh?"
"What. KIND. of. Names?" pic.twitter.com/in9TA7vg6Y— Tora Shae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
He shrugs and says
"You know, those hood black girl names. They all sound the same so I refuse to try"And laughs
IN MY FACE!!!
— Tora Shae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
I'm like .2 seconds from losing my cool and my fancy new position.
— Tora Shae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
I inhale and say
"Yeah, I completely get it Todd"
And smile as innocently as as possible pic.twitter.com/0RETk1jlYs— Tora Shae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
If you remember, his name is Evan
He knows that.
I know that.
He KNOWS I know that.— Tora Shae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
I spend the next 6 months referring to him as the whitest white boi names I can think of.
— Tora Shae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
I mean to his face, to other co-workers, in emails, EVERYWHERE!!
"Hi, Jake"
"Billy asked me to get this to you"
"CC: Josh"— Tora Shae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
Finally, he comes to my desk and asks to speak to me.
He pronounces my name right this time.
I say
"Sure Sam, what can I do for you?"— Tora Shae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
He sighs and says
" I get it ok, I'm sorry. Just please stop"
I'm like pic.twitter.com/0eSm0geGiU— Tora Shae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
Finally I look at him and say
"You know what Steve? I'll give it a try. I can't promise anything. White names don't come naturally to me"— Tora Shae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
The end!!
Moral of the story: "Petty is as petty does"— Tora Shae (@BlackMajiik) January 1, 2016
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