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Friday, August 7, 2020

mazi abe’s corner: Iyabò Onigbin (Iyabo the Snail Seller) and my Jamaican Girl

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Dateline: Dec 1989 I had been in England for the whole of 9 months without a taste of any correct peppered food. The nearest I had tasted that could be compared to Alhaja's soup was...

mazi abe’s side: Like father like son – what goes around comes around?

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Friday Reminiscing HMMMMMMMMMM, WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND ? I remember when Alhaja will be reporting one of my many escapades to her mum, my grandmother, Mòmò gbòbûro. "Aaaah màami, don't beg for him o! This boy...

mazi abe’s corner: Barka de Sallah – Runaway Ram and Miniskirt Story

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"Alao òkò mi, please I am going out and you are the only one at home, look after the house o," Alhaja intoned for the third time. "Yes mummy," I answered. "Please make sure all the...

mazi abe’s side: I think I’ll add “Apostle” to my name and see if...

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With all this Apostle Suleman wahala, I was toying with temporarily changing my Facebook name to Apostle Mazi Abe.  Jus-to test my pulling power, you understand. And see how many jeep and house requests I will...

I Am Going To Run The London Marathon; Nobody Should Beg Me O!

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I am going to shame my enemies and run in the London Marathon this Sunday morning Oh yes, indeed. And nobody should beg me o! I will run for the Pot Belle Charity of London. I used corner...

mazi abe’s side: After 40 years, it is now legal to have more than...

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BREAKING NEWS : AFTER 40 YEARS, IT IS NOW LEGAL TO HAVE MORE THAN ONE CHILD IN CHINA "It is good for Growth" says The International Monetary Fund. I almost choked on my ogi and ákárá as...

mazi abe’s side: Buhari came good with the Ministerial Portfolio Allocation

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I BELIEVE BUHARI IS NOW READY! After the announcement of the Executive Council Ministers a few days ago, the Wailing Wailers have gone to town with their cynical àmébò mouths. The tribalists have masturbated their Biafran...

mazi abe’s side: I miss the election period and Facebook wahala

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I MISS THE ELECTION PERIOD........ Aaaaaaaaah, I miss that last election period on Facebook o! I showed those GEJ supporters pepper, wallahi! Sometimes I will get into a heated argument with some brother, hot exchanges back and...

mazi abe’s side: Beer Parlour Economics 102 and the continued fall of the Naira

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Just as the Naira is finding its realistic level under the prevailing circumstances, The Nigerian economic Common Sense is finding its own level. As the ban on importation of toothpick begins to take effect, the Consumers...

mazi abe’s corner: Lagos Driving in London

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LAGOS DRIVING IN LONDON........ I was running very late for a meeting this morning, so I decided to give them some serious Lagos driving. With my hand permanently on the horn, I was taking bends faster...