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mazi abes corner - final

mazi abe’s corner: Barka de Sallah – Runaway Ram and Miniskirt Story

"Alao òkò mi, please I am going out and you are the only one at home, look after the house o," Alhaja intoned for the third time. "Yes mummy," I answered. "Please make sure all the...
Mazi Abe Idris and daughter

mazi abe’s side: What Valentines Day Will Cause?? My daughter wants to go on...

So...because it's Valentines Day, this one is busy telling me she wants to go out with her friend on Sunday. "Ehnnnn, what is your friend's name?" I asked gently. David. Long silence. "Davidi ké ? What kind of...
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Mazi Abe in Lagos: see traffic warden chasing our mazi on the main road...

This morning at Bode Thomas Junction, the yèyé traffic warden was using one hand to control traffic whilst using the other hand to hold his phone to his ear, chatting away with his bony-assed...
©Nigerian Tribune | Buhari comes to Lagos Caption

Mazi Abe and his Adventures at the new Buhari Bus Stop, Lagos

Timeline: 07:25 am, I was stuck somewhere in Ikeja because Mr President is in town to perform the most important task of his presidency since 2015: to commission an opening of the largest Kèkè...
Mazi Abe London Marathon

Maze Abe at the London Marathon UPDATE

Marathon update : MAZI AT LONDON MARATHON Phew! I had to climb this iroko tree in Hyde Park, to snap this Wait & Get, for my enemies and doubters. Mòmò Fela shall not collect...
bad-gifts - Father's Day

You see how these women are trying to steal our Father’s Day from us??

Hmmmmmmm...it's Father's Day, and these women still won't let us have peace. Haba, women like to exaggerate sha! "I carried your child for nine months!!" Na all them be nine months. Hian! When you check well, many of them na...
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mazi abe’s side: “Aso Rock budgets ₦1.7bn for food” – and so therefore??

"ASO ROCK BUDGETS 1.7 BILLION* NAIRA FOR FOOD" So therefore nko ? Look, I just woke up from another Guinness induced sleep, so I don't have time for any ràdà ràdà political speech this morning. So...
mazi abes corner - final

mazi abe’s corner: Back in London; First Day of Driving

After eight weeks of near suicidal and maniacal driving on the streets of the Atlantic City of Eko ilê, I was already bored and irritated the way Mòmò Fela was stopping at every traffic...
naira-Dollar

mazi abe’s side: The reality behind the falling naira

♫ Whether you like or you no like, after your hear this true talk ♫ - Fela Kuti. All this shouting about Naira falling, Naira 350 to Dollar blah blah blah...it's just panic noise. I admit I...
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mazi abe’s side: Like father like son – what goes around comes around?

Friday Reminiscing HMMMMMMMMMM, WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND ? I remember when Alhaja will be reporting one of my many escapades to her mum, my grandmother, Mòmò gbòbûro. "Aaaah màami, don't beg for him o! This boy...