LOL! List of common sins if they were written by a Nigerian

LIST OF COMMON SINS IN THE BIBLE

1. Sexual sin
2. Theft
3. Murder
4. Lying
5. Avarice
6. Pride

LIST OF COMMON SINS IN NIGERIA

1. Women wearing traza or jeems

2. Women using makeup, wigs and high heeled shoes
3. Women not marrying
4. Women not borning children

5. Having boyfriend or girlfriend
6. Not serving in any position in church
7. Missing any church service, even if due to childbirth or injury
8. Not agreeing to call your pastor any of the following or any closely linked nomenclature: papa, daddy or my father

9. Not agreeing to everything you hear in church, even if it contradicts the Bible
10. Asking your church leaders questions or trying to show they got something wrong in action or in the interpretation of the word of God
11. Travelling without seeing the pastor first
12. Not agreeing to marry who pastor said you should marry
13. Not attending every single church program and night vigil
14. Not dancing when everybody else is dancing during praise and worship

15. Not singing if everybody else is singing in church
16. Not joining the church/fellowship branch when you get to the university level
17. Not obeying “spiritual instructions” that violate conscience
18. Not marrying a member of the same church
19. 1 – 6 of the common sins in the Bible