When I was a child, we were taught that waist beads are demonic and worn by the daughters of the Queen of the Coast.
I am a man now and I tell you, I love them on women. They look so sexy. I would personally buy waist beads and nose rings for my woman because those are my preferences.
Chai, but we can lie for Africa! Everyday, we preach that the love of money is the root of all evil but we keep collecting money in the church. Nobody love money reach us o!
So if a church member trades in waist beads and brings tithe won’t it be accepted? Yeye dey smell!
Oh, by the way, this post doesn’t in any way suggest that there is nothing like the Queen of the Coast o, ehen. My point is that even the Isrealites whose culture we practise as Christianity wore all this jewellery. Or was the Queen of the Coast not in existence at that time?
Please wear whatever makes you feel beautiful, sexy and responsible. If somebody can’t bear to see you, let him/her pluck out their eyes.
© Victor Ibeh 2016
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