LOL! 6 things that will happen to you when you have a Nigerian mum

There are traits that unite every Nigerian mum regardless of age, tribe or religious inclination. And there is no school they go to to learn this stuff either. Once you are Nigerian and a mother, it just flows like oestrogen. So let’s get to it:

1. When everything is your fault. Even when it’s her fault.

2. You will never hear your mother saying sorry. Ever. Sorry for what? That she gave birth to you? Or what?

3. Dr Jekyll, meet Ms Hyde.

4. You will never be allowed to forget. Ever.

5. Azziiiin….

6. The burn. Oh, it hurts. It hurts soooo much!