mazi abe’s corner: LETTER TO PRESIDENT BUHARI

LETTER TO PRESIDENT BUHARI :

Dear sir,

Thanks for the regular electricity and reduction in high blood pressure.

So Baba, when are we going to start seeing a few government thieves in prison ?

Baba Mukaila was nearly thrown in jail last week for attempting to steal “I better pass my neighbour” generator.

Hmmmm…thank God the neighbour quickly admitted that he did not need the generator again, since you have given him regular Nepa.

My Presido, no be those kind thief we dey find o.

If you like, spend the whole year looking for Ministers ; just give us a few Government báráwos to stone in the market place.

Surely, there must be some evidence to hang a neck or two. Your boys are thirsty o.

Yours faithfully, executioner in waiting,

Mazi abe “kill and go” idris. ©2005