I’m a good person. I pay my taxes. I help little old ladies across the street. So when Wand Erection One Direction come out with:
We have been a band for five years. And it is impossible to thank anyone enough for all the support they have given us over this time..
— Harry Styles. (@Harry_Styles) July 22, 2015
and the hashtag #5YearsOfOneDirection is seriously trending, I look to the heavens and I’m like “Jesus, what did I do?”
Anyway, they say they’re here to stay, so…you know, whatever. I’ll be at the liquor cabinet if anyone needs me.
Fine, fine! I don’t totally hate Beautiful, but I will never admit it out loud! (Except I just told you guys, but anyway…)
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