Reason 2742 to KONK Justin Bieber: he storms offstage after performing ONE song in Oslo

To be honest with you, common home training like this, Justin Bieber does not have. I’ve never seen a young man who needs hot konk like this.

Apparently, the badly-behaved Canadian had come onstage and had only performed one song when he accidentally spilt some water. As he leant down to wipe the mess, his fans in the front row tried to touch him (I know, right? How dare they?!). He tried to get them to stop, but when they didn’t being as they were caught up with the excitement, he declared “I’m done, I’m not doing the show,” and he stormed off and promptly got on his private jet and p*ssed off home.

After the backlash from the young ‘belieber’ fans, their parents who’d shelled the money out for the tickets, as well as the Norwegian press, Bieber issued this sorry excuse for an apology on his Instagram page:

Sadly it’s been a rough week for me, long days, no sleep, while having to be ‘on’ as they would say for cameras fans etc.

In no way did I mean to come across mean, but chose to end the show as the people in the front row would not listen.

Hopefully people will understand where I am coming from. I don’t always handle things the right way but I’m human and I’m working on getting better at responding not reacting.

Awwww, bless him! It’s soooo stressful in that private jet with all the sycophants, the magnum bottles of champagne and the naked ladies (yes, Bieber; we saw your naked frame cavorting with girls just recently. Your papa try for you o, wallahi, but that’s not what we’re discussing here…).

It is such hard work to release one album after 3 years. Clearly harder than the parents who work round the clock to buy the overpriced tickets that this overgrown toddler is peddling. Oshisko PLC.

Oh, by the way, this is the second time in one week that the petulant boy has cut short an appearance. A couple days earlier, he had walked out of an interview with a Spanish radio station because he hadn’t cared for the line of questioning.

The boy needs hot konk. Followed by flying back hand. First for his rude behaviour, and then for his apology. Then he should be given cold akpu to eat with no meat. Smelling nonsense.