That’s how Jidenna #MrNigerianPlantain sneaked his way into my heart

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Jidenna - Mr Nigerian Plantain

Jidenna is a very smelling guy, wallahi. I was proud of the beef I had against him, and now, he’s making me melt anyhow like White Garment candle. Many moons ago, when the earth was still young, he made some negative comments about coming to Nigeria which I found unnecessary. On the strength of this alone, I was over him. Fine, fine, it was rash, but I am human and I wasn’t here for the ginger bia-bia at all.

He killed it stone. cold. dead. on a photoshoot for All Things Ankara Ball but because Bad Belle Inc., I was convinced that his affiliation with the Motherland was a gimmick to shift albums.

And then came Bambi. I swear to God Bambi had me frazzled and unravelled. Sublime sounds, beautiful music, everything that speaks to my soul. Kai, I tripped and I faltered. I started medicating on Jidenna in private, moving from Bambi to Chief Don’t Run, to Long Live the Chief.

But this? This is epic. I understand that this is in response to ongoing faux beef with @rotimimusic but I really do not care! I will always be grateful for a moniker such as #MrNigerianPlantain!

I have no rivals. 😡🇳🇬#MRNIGERIANPLANTAIN 🇳🇬 | CC: @rotimimusic

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It sounds like joking sturves, make-believe beef to me, but it had Jidenna ouchea speaking like an Igbo man while frying dodo! Bad belle over between Jidenna and I o! Beef ended! Only a TRUE Nigerian understands where dodo sits in our hearts! Oyeh no dey the frying pan but we dey hear d sizzle for here and we dey happy!

Gitchu some, Jidenna! Welcome to the fold, brother!

Oh yeah, and if y’all have not yet heard Boomerang…you’re welcome!

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