A new prime minister, and cabinet was sworn in yesterday in Britain, no fanfare, no aso-ebi.
Barely 24 hours later, Theresa May has named a cabinet she believes will work best for her and for the country under her watch.
Even the initial assumption,that there would be a “March of the Women” – men steadily being weeded out and women being put in high positions, has not come to pass.
She is from Oxfordshire, but has not filled the cabinet with other people from Oxfordshire.
Here, we fan-fared, we asoebi-ed, and it took it as a portion of an aeon to name a “holy spirit-filled” cabinet. Till now, we are still messing with federal character higi-haga as touching appointments.
Our own House of Representatives are ‘offing’ shirt to fight. The agbayas are threatening to impregnate and beat up themselves.
These are the kind of things that make me wanna believe that these oyinbo people get “two-head” after all.
But no! I have a plan. A plan to even beat them to it – A Nigeria where you actually campaign for political offices with your cabinet.
I greet you jare Theresa May…and I salute your structure and discipline.
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