Nigerians ehn?? They wee not kill me at long last! The news broke earlier today that a young man, Ayodele Dada, is to be the first student to graduate from the University of Lagos with a 5.0 CGPA.
This means that Mr Dada, a graduate of the department of Psychology has not had anything less than an A grade in the four years at the university.
At first, Naija Twitterati was in awe and congratulated the guy. 5.0 CGPA is not a beans sontin.
But because we are useless and never take long to show ourselves, soon the nonsense tweets started coming through and gosh, they were funny! I don’t know who did us this thing o, but Nigerians are the silliest people on Earth, wallahi!
You don't seem to understand what a 5.0 CGPA is..That's the perfect score..That's the holy grail..That's the Oscar, Ballon d'or and grammy.
— Filipo (@Djamilmubaraq) February 24, 2016
5.0 CGPA? Don't you have a girlfriend bruh?
— Imoh Umoren (@ImohUmoren) February 24, 2016
Reads someone graduated with 5.0 CGPA
Remember my current CGPA
*Delete Twitter* pic.twitter.com/akBAiH2cfd
— 👑Nuel. (@amcalled_nuel) February 24, 2016
Igbo, shayo and ashewo… the reasons I didn't graduate with 5.0 CGPA
— Nonso (@Lifematician) February 24, 2016
Haa in some universities 4.5 to 5.0 CGPA is for GOD and GOD alone, Don't even stress yourself
— Pelumi (@Lumynate) February 24, 2016
Mum: seun come here does this boy have 2 heads? Whats your excuse for not having 5.0 CGPA
Me: dollar haff rise, its hard to concentrate ma.
— SALT (@milkey_waay) February 24, 2016
Graduated with 'thank you for coming' in a private school & you're here spitting negative talks on the 5.0 CGPA guy. pic.twitter.com/Z62h45qONr
— Mazi Ibe (@I_pissVodka) February 24, 2016
If you graduate with a 5.0 CGPA from Obafemi Awolowo University. Its equivalent to becoming a professor in covenant university
— DisturbingIbadan🇳🇬 (@Damorela00) February 24, 2016
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