I donât mind telling you â my ashewo mode is fully activated. Why settle for just one handsome guy for #MCM when you can have 100? Iâm not gonna lie, I thought âOyinbo don come again o. Iâm sure itâs going to be all scrawny little boys in size Small t-shirts. Ainât nobody got time for that.â
You see, I donât mind a little milk in my coffee but it has to be strong.
So I played the video expecting to be bored. I was wrong. They had gone round the world and ticked most of the boxes. Kai, I got myself a nice cup of hot chocolate becauseâŠwell, since weâre talking men⊠đ and settled down for a nice watch!
I canât lie, I think they got a few things wrong. I love the series Netflix series Luke Cage, but IN WHAT PLANET is Mike Colter (Luke Cage himself) finer than Mahershala Ali? Where? Where they do that at?? This is Cotton Mouth himself and he is damn delicious!
I attempt all questions sha, so there were many people who made sense to me. They are:
- Sebastian RULLI aka Mr Yum.
- Justin HARTLEYÂ (big guns!)
- Serge IBAKA â Congolese-Spanish? Thatâs when your black diamond has a tequila kick to it.
- Alfonso HERRERA (Caliente!)
- Channing TATUM â every argument you have is invalid. Iâve been loving this boy since Magic Mike. Argue with your non-existent Adonis Belts.
- Serkan CAYOGLU â you know what? I wonât talk. Just Google him. Youâre welcome.
- Michael B. JORDAN- yâall know weâve been crushing on him, his father, his neighbourâs landlordâŠThe manâs genes are ridiculous! Check out his family picture.
- Chris HEMSWORTH â how can one argue with a GOD???
- Omari HARDWICK â our little cup of Horlicks ?
- Jason MOMOA â when the Hawaiian gods of your land reach out to bless you specifically.
- Boris KODJOE â Sweet Jesus!
- Idris ELBA â the first Bond to really steal our hearts clean away.
- Michael FASSBENDER â thereâs something so intense, so sexy about this man. Kai!
- Matt BOMER â undisputed crush of laive!
What do you think of the list? Who would you add?
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