Buy lingerie for your wife, they said. Now I am in jail cell! What a life!!

I was in a romantic mood today, so as I was doing some small small shopping, I thought of madam. They always say to buy lingerie for your wife, so that’s how me too, I stopped over at Ann Summers. You know that sexy pant and bra shop, right?

Wallahi!! That place will give the holy ones a hard on! Pure evil! But sweet.

Anyway, I told the salesgirl that I wanted to buy pant for my wife.

She asked, “what size, sir?”

Na so I point at her yansh.

“Something like that, but bigger and firmer.”

……….I still dey police station since, charged for “touching”

And Mòmö Fela is not even returning my calls, to bail me.

Talk of ungrateful woman!