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Sunday, August 9, 2020

You see how these women are trying to steal our Father’s Day from us??

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Hmmmmmmm...it's Father's Day, and these women still won't let us have peace. Haba, women like to exaggerate sha! "I carried your child for nine months!!" Na all them be nine months. Hian! When you check well, many of them na...

Buy lingerie for your wife, they said. Now I am in jail cell! What...

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I was in a romantic mood today, so as I was doing some small small shopping, I thought of madam. They always say to buy lingerie for your wife, so that's how me too, I stopped...

Happy mother’s day…but it’s like we’re celebrating women everyday now o!

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Aaaaaah aaaaaaaahh!! Happy Mother's Day again??? Shebi we still celebrated something for them 10 minutes ago? Oginni?? Just yesterday, they told us, Valentine's Day. We bought perfume, we bought flower! The following day, they came up with "International Day...

mazi abe’s side: I think I’ll add “Apostle” to my name and see if...

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With all this Apostle Suleman wahala, I was toying with temporarily changing my Facebook name to Apostle Mazi Abe.  Jus-to test my pulling power, you understand. And see how many jeep and house requests I will...

Omo, navy recruitment no be yam o! I joined and nearly died!

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Even though I couldn't swim, I still decided to tag along with my friend Boma to the Naval recruitment centre in Borokiri, Port Harcourt, just for the fun of it. Just for the fun of...

Open telegram to Oga President Buhari re: foreign exchange

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Mr President, I always refrain from insulting elders, because I have my own at home too. But my Uncle Lawal, who is your age mate, jus phoned me from Lagos, now now now! He said...

Former IGP Arase defeats Shina Rambo’s record (snatches 24 cars at a go)!

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Notorious armed robber and prolific car snatcher, Sina Fadare alias Shina Rambo, sent shivers down the spines of the bravest of men merely at the mention of his name. The former is now a crusading...

NLC Strike and Opposite People!

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NLC strike and Opposite People! Dey look people wey go turn up for the yèyè NLC protest tomorrow o. Opposite people. NLC is supposed to represent the workers. Na people wey never work in years go turn up. Peoples...

Buhari To Cameron “Abeg we no need apology; just return awa stolen money don...

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Today, President Muhammadu Buhari said he would not be demanding any apology from British Prime Minister, Mr. David Cameron over his gaffe, describing Nigeria along with Afghanistan as "fantastically corrupt". Instead, Buhari said he would...

Maze Abe at the London Marathon UPDATE

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Marathon update : MAZI AT LONDON MARATHON Phew! I had to climb this iroko tree in Hyde Park, to snap this Wait & Get, for my enemies and doubters. Mòmò Fela shall not collect...