Guy: Haha, where did you leave your phone, didn’t you see all my missed calls?
Babe: It was with me. I just decided not to pick.
Guy: What’s the problem again this time around? Ki lo tun sele?
Babe: I just decided I won’t pick up until you call me with your mobile sim. Can’t you buy credit and call me? How can you be calling me with WhatsApp calls? It shows you don’t love me or I don’t mean anything to you.
Guy: E gba mi ke! Ki tun ni iru palapala yi? Is it not money I used to buy data the WhatsApp calls? Abi what’s the difference between this one and sim call? Shebi communication ni mejeeji wa fun? Are the two not for communication again? Wos, wobi! Me, I don’t think you are ready for this relationship o. Ja danu lori ago fun mi jare! Shit!
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