mazi abe’s side: I think I’ll add “Apostle” to my name and see if babes go yakpa!


With all this Apostle Suleman wahala, I was toying with temporarily changing my Facebook name to Apostle Mazi Abe. 

Jus-to test my pulling power, you understand.

And see how many jeep and house requests I will get within a day.

I’d nearly pressed the ‘enter’ button, before I saw a Facebook warning that I will have to be an Apostle for at least 60 days before I can revert to Mazi Abe.

60 days ké??

In that time, I would have been impregnated, aborted, oversexed, over-licked, scandalised, defamed, witch-hunted, picked up by SSS, bought jeep and house, had 3 in 1 sex, Snap-Chatted, small willy Photoshopped to king kong size, spoilt my bad name, and even been lynched by Fulani Herdsmen.

Make I go sleep.

…….the devil is flying around.


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