Ndi Facebook o! Wife material urgently needed for one of your brothers!

Nothing person no go see for this thing called Facebook! It would make sense to advertise a job amongst your friends first, so I can see why Igbokwe BetterMan Ejike decided to take to his Facebook in search of Wife Material; but seriously! Have y’all seen this list though?? 

Fluent in at least 2 international languages? A preferred slant in B.Sc degree? All so far so he-must-be-drunk. The ones I couldn’t get my head around were the un-provable requests. No previous record of cheating? Bros, how you wan take know?  Written recommendations from 2 previous boyfriends? Like…I should go and meet them and ask them to put pen to paper to let you know that I’m not mad? Dude…

Anyway, I think our bros was joking, so I guess we would say “Ha ha!” but omo, this your joke expensive o!