I Am Going To Run The London Marathon; Nobody Should Beg Me O!


I am going to shame my enemies and run in the London Marathon this Sunday morning

Oh yes, indeed.

And nobody should beg me o!

I will run for the Pot Belle Charity of London.

I used corner eye to watch that yèyè Mòmò Fela, using her kûrû kéré style, to search the wardrobe where I keep my Life Insurance certificate.

Hmmmmmm. Wo, Iyá, if I die pènrèn! You will be seeing my face on any ATM machine you put your card to withdraw that Insurance money.

Emi ni mo sò bé!

Instead of you to discourage me from running London marathon, you went to go and buy me designer knicker and singlet.

So that I can look trendy in Heaven abi? Okay, we go see for Hyde Park o!

Kontinu o, sogbó?

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