Uncle Putin! ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is looking for our trouble o!

ISIS Leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

You have to give it to the ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi – he has manners. He waited for us to finish with the birth of our Lord and the jollof and chicken shenanigans before he started to threaten the known world with fire and brimstone.

In his first message to the public in 7 months, the leader of the most feared terrorist group at the moment has warned Western countries and Israel to expect imminent attacks and also warned “crusaders” not to dare fight on his claimed territory.

According to CNN, Israeli Military officials are not taking the video too seriously because they believe ISIS doesn’t have much of a stronghold in the country plus the exact date of the video shoot is unclear. Al-Baghdadi called on Saudi citizens to “rise up against the apostate tyrants, and avenge their people in Syria, Iraq, and Yemen.”

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi had this to say in a statement released through an ISIL-run internet account.

Jews, soon you shall hear from us in Palestine, which will become your grave. The Jews thought we forgot Palestine and that they had distracted us from it. Not at all, Jews. We did not forget Palestine for a moment, with the help of Allah we will not forget it. The pioneers of the jihadist fighters will surround you on a day that you think is distant and we know is close. We are getting closer every day.

Crusaders and Jews, don’t dare to come on the ground because they were defeated in Iraq and Afghanistan, and soon, soon with God’s permission, you will hear the footsteps of the mujahideen. We are getting closer to you day by day!

They announced lately a coalition… falsely called ‘Islamic’, and announced its goal is to fight the caliphate. If this coalition were Islamic, it would have announced victory and aid to the people of Syria

If I wasn’t so scared of being killed for no reason, I would say this: the Hundred Years War ended.  Hitler shot himself cowering in a bunker. Osama Ibn Laden is no more. Evil always ends and humanity always prevails. Always. And this too shall pass. It is my hope that the forces of the world stop their little squabbles and fights over oil and whose country has the biggest balls and just unite against this negative force. Putin, stop fighting random bears that didn’t do anything to you and come have a word with this uncle; he’s not showing respect kobo!
Putin addresses ISIS threats
Putin has previously warned ISIS not to mess with him and his. Come through for us all, Putin!
The terrorist leader has not been heard from in the last 7 months following a US coordinated attack during which he was reportedly injured. It is believe that he is constantly on the move between ISIL’s strongholds of Raqqa, northeastern Syria, and Mosul, in Iraq, in a bid to avoid airstrikes.

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