Yesss! Yesss!! Yesssss!!! Wait, What? Female Viagra Gets FDA Approval, But…

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Female Viagra

Bom chika-wow-wow! Bedrooms around the US are about to start heating up as the FDA approves the Female Viagra pill. Or are they?

The drug is called Flibanserin but will probably be called another name, most likely Addyl.

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While the male version increases blood flow to the genitals, Flibanserin boosts chemicals in the brain. And while the male drug starts to work after an hour (now you know why Grandpa is always eager to get you off the phone sometimes!), the female stimulation drug needs months of treatment to work.

Female Viagra

Viagra was hailed as a miracle drug when previously challenged men were able to physically rise to the occasion, but testers of Flibanserin have tagged the results as…well, moderate. As it is, this is third time lucky for the drug as it had been rejected twice before – side effects include dizzy spells.

Campaigners have hailed it a success however as this is the first nationally approved drug to treat sexual dysfunction in women whereas men have had no fewer than 26 treatments approved for them.

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So this is why they have not found a way of making delicious zero-calorie cheeseburgers abi? Because they’re in the lab creating stiff-pills, not so? Odiegwu.com

Anyway, as much as I was hoping that women the length and breadth of the land would be singing choruses of ecstasy but it looks like we’re not there yet, ladies. For now, just gitchu a nice bottle of wine, some sexy lingerie and a copy of Magic Mike XXL.

You’re welcome.

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